INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED
AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE
putting this here for when i get sads.
people dont blog about the princess bride enough
she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie
In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date.
sunset on mars by the spirit rover 2005
do you understand this IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FUCKING PLANET HOLY SHIT YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER OUT THERE
If I ever stop reblogging this, assume I’m watching the movie at that time.
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”
Standart key card for the building. Nicked it yesterday. Only gets us as far as the canteen.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay
"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)
people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.
the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.
ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.
KEEP ALL ANIMALS INDOORS ON HALLOWEEN
Whether or not this Pit Bull thing is legit (it probably is—people love any reason to kill Pits), it’s just a good idea to keep all your animals—dogs, cats, whatever—indoors on Halloween evening and night.
There are some really gross people out there who will use Halloween, or the night before Halloween, as an “excuse” to kill domestic animals for fun.
I had a friend who left her cat outside during the day on Halloween and didn’t make it home until after dark, and by the time she returned someone or a group of people had killed it. Don’t take any chances with your pets.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
OH MY FUCK SIGNAL BOOST, KEEP YOUR PUPPIES SAFE EVERY ONE
What the actual fuck.
i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing
i swear the orange one was a pumpkin
#oh my god no #maria who are you crying for? #at this point did she know? #was she crying for herself and what she’d lost? #for what her life’s work had come to? #for what came to fury? #for what natasha must have been feeling at that moment? #for having to lie to steve? #for adding yet another moment that divides steve and natasha’s lives into a ‘before’ and ‘after’? (via regionsofkindness)